The United Kingdom of The Union of The People of Britannia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Charles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.984 billion Brits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse British economy, worth 226 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 113,976 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Union of The People of Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Union of The People of Britannia is ranked 33,985^th in the world and 1,219^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 78 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.